I recently posted on my twitter page the reason I’m single…my answer? ….because I haven’t found anyone as interestingly weird as me and my kids…that’s why. And its true. I can’t say I’m looking for love at this time but I have taken some good notes from dating in the past. And I think I’m going to use these for my dating agenda.
My personal agenda for dating with Kidz:
1: Guy must not want any kids of his own…from me.
2: If he has kidz he must be an involved father in every way..Like my kids dad.
3: He must not want anymore kids
4: He must be single
5: He must like Rock,Pop,R&B,Hip hop and alternative music
4: He must like piercings and tattoos (I plan to get 2 more tattoos)
5: He must enjoy sex(with me)…a lot
6:He must be adventurous
7:He must not be too shallow
8: He must not be picky
9:He must love Museums,Poetry,Comedy Clubs and Lounges
10: He must not be a recovering alcoholic or a soon to be alcoholic
11: He must be social
12: He must be able to carry on a good conversation
13: He must be spiritual (no devil worshipers please)
14: He must be spontaneous
15: Every sentence must not end with “u know what I’m sayin”..because I don’t…know what he’s actually saying.
16:He must love kids ( I guess that should have been one of the top 5)
17:He must be supportive of CC’s kidz
18:He must NOT enjoy skinny women (I don’t like the gym and overdose on cookies in cream ice cream at times)
……But Imma hot mamma! AAoooww!!
OK back to…
19: He must be taller than me
20: He must have career goals and in route to meeting them.
21: He must like animals enough not to want to kill them… oh that leads me to number
22: HE MUST NOT BE A SERIAL KILLER (or a Pedophile)
23: Must be mentally able to deal with the crazies I call my children.
I know there’s more but I cant seem to recall anything else
…To be continued….
AM I asking for too Much? I wanna know.
CC